FUCK ME, FREDDY!!!
Journal Entry: Thu Jan 15, 2004, 8:05 PM
Howdy~
I layed outta school and watched the movie DREAM CATCHER w/ the mother person. It was actually pretty good! Most of the time, I refuse to watch the movie versions of Steven King's novels, because Hollywood just cant seem to refrain from royaly fucking the story up. But I still havent got around to reading it yet, and Mom wanted to watch it, so we did...
When I was a little kid, mom wanted me to grow up to be a great horror novelist, so she read me Poe and King novels aloud. Thusly, after having IT read to me, I developed a fear of toilets (and also an acute bloodlust. but I'll get into that some other time). I did my buisness quick and RAN out of the bathroom, FUCK flushing the toilet! It took me around two years to get over that, and I still dont like the sound of one flushing (shivers pitifully)... Thats weird, Christine did'nt make me afraid of cars... Comodes are just scary anyway!!
Im starting on Dreamcatcher now, (the book, yo.) and so far I only have one question...
WHY, MISTER KING?!?! WHY MUST YOU TOURTURE ME THIS WAY, YOUR LOVING FAN-SLAVE!?!? SHIT-WEASLES?!?! ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?? THAT WASTE DISPOSAL UNITS ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL?!?! OR ARE YOU PUNISHING ME FOR WAITING FOR MOM TO LEND ME HER COPY INSTEAD OF DUTIFULLY BUYING MY OWN??
Ahh, I also love the short story collections~ Skeleton crew. Get you high....
*IT the movie was such a CRIME!!! Could they have fucked it up anymore??? They did'nt kick the damn thing to death, STUPID!!
Mom says in the book, Duddits does not turn into a big, pink alien. Damn you Hollywood. Damn you all to detroit!*